Doc Savage Rules

Doc SavageI just finished “The Annihalist.” It’s a Doc Savage novel originally printed in the 30’s. The copy I have is a reprint, published in the 60’s.

Before I go any further, let me just say one thing; They sure don’t write ’em like they used to.

Honestly, this book was awesome in more ways than I can count.

There’s no possible way that it could be mistaken for “Literature,” but that doesn’t matter. It is pulp, pure and simple. And its a lot of fun. Reading it made me feel a lot better about some of the absurdities that creep their way into Oasis. More on that later.

If you are not familiar with Doc Savage, let me introduce you. First, think of the manliest man you have ever seen, heard, or read about. Now, multiply that by Chuck Norris. That’s Doc Savage.

Seriously, he’s a better detective than Sherlock Holmes, in better shape than Batman, he’s sneakier than The Shadow, he’s a world class chemist, surgeon, martial artist, engineer, rock climber and besides all that, his skin and hair are in perfect shades of bronze. You won’t forget that if you ever read a Doc Savage book, because the book will remind you pretty much constantly. (The bronze giant entered the room completely silently… The metallic man punched left and right, beating the snot out of the two largest henchmen… (This is actually better than I make it sound.))

At one point, a man just watching Doc work out breaks out in a sweat, due to the power of suggestion inherent in the intensity of the exercises.

And if that weren’t enough total pulpy goodness, as it ends up, Doc is above the law. That’s right, when Doc Savage catches bad guys, he doesn’t send them to the police. They are shipped to his private rehabilitation center called the “crime college”(guarded by remote control machine gun nests).

It gets even better.

Doc has discovered the cause of crime.

You ready for it?

In your (and everybody’s) brain there is a crime gland. Oh yeah. A crime gland. And when the crime gland is broken, you lose the natural inhibitions that would normally stop you from committing crimes. By the way, one of the things that happens at the crime college is every patient is given a surgery (without their consent- he’s above the law, remember?) that fixes the crime gland.

In “The Annihilist,” someone has figured out a way to kill using the crime gland. Rather, they’ve created something that, when the crime gland gets excited, causes your eyes to pop out and you die. And the police think it’s Doc Savage who’s doing it. Awesomeness ensues.

The bottom line is this: it may very well be hokey, pulpy, campy, totally impossible and cheesy, but it is a whole lot of fun.

Good luck finding your own copy, though. I bought mine (along with a bunch of other Doc Savage books) at a local used bookstore for $0.75 each. You might be able to get it at Amazon – The Annihilist (Doc Savage #31).

Or, I have a sweeter deal for you. Because I want Doc’s greatness to live on, I’m willing to send my copy of “The Annihilist” to one of you, free of charge. If you’re interested, leave a comment and tell me why I should send it to you. As soon as somebody gives me a good enough reason, I’ll send it off. If nobody wants it, that’s OK, too. It will simply return to its hallowed place upon my bookshelf.

3 thoughts on “Doc Savage Rules

  1. Bryce,
    I would be psyched if you would send me that copy of Doc Savage! I’ve been a fan of pulp for years. He sounds a lot like Dirk Pitt! If you’ve never read a Dirk Pitt novel, I highly recommend it. You will eat it up. Anyhow, please let me know if you’re going to send the book. Thanks and have a good one.

    Glenn

  2. Bryce,

    Doc Savage is indeed awesome. He is an awesomeness paradox, already embodying all that is awesome to the fullest degree yet still being able to become more awesome every day.

    As we discussed, part of Doc Savage’s daily workout is that these glass tubes come out of the wall in his gym, each having a different smell that he quickly identifies to heighten his senses.

    I spent all night basking in just that awesomeness of what a smell workout could do. Whoever wins the book, know that with great awesomeness comes great responsibility.

  3. I got in to Dirk Pitt novels in high school. They are a lot of fun.

    And just so everybody knows, what Bart says is true – once doc works out his muscles, he trains his sense of smell. And then he trains his hearing.

    He doesn’t mess around.

    This won’t be the last time he’s mentioned on this blog…

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