Comments on: The One Survival Skill http://www.storyhack.com/2007/12/11/the-one-survival-skill/ Action Adventure Fiction Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:28:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Cory http://www.storyhack.com/2007/12/11/the-one-survival-skill/#comment-2083 Cory Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:55:41 +0000 http://www.storyhack.com/2007/12/11/the-one-survival-skill/#comment-2083 Mmmm, howbout the brotherhood of the ring running from the Balrog? Ah, yeaaaah! Gotta run from the fire-thingy with the whip. Han and Chewy do a lot of running. So does Luke. Does Gore do any running in "An Inconvenient Truth?" Howbout Michael Moore? Hah, sorry. Gratuitous political stab. Save the planet; run more. Heehee! Does the "Runaway Bride" count? She's got shoes. She's got legs. She's got lungs. She runs. Mmmm, howbout the brotherhood of the ring running from the Balrog? Ah, yeaaaah! Gotta run from the fire-thingy with the whip.

Han and Chewy do a lot of running. So does Luke.

Does Gore do any running in “An Inconvenient Truth?” Howbout Michael Moore? Hah, sorry. Gratuitous political stab. Save the planet; run more. Heehee!

Does the “Runaway Bride” count? She’s got shoes. She’s got legs. She’s got lungs. She runs.

]]> By: Glenn http://www.storyhack.com/2007/12/11/the-one-survival-skill/#comment-2080 Glenn Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:35:34 +0000 http://www.storyhack.com/2007/12/11/the-one-survival-skill/#comment-2080 and lest we forget, OASIS! Ol' Corbin has got to have a GREAT pair of running shoes to have survived as well as he has so far. Good read Bryce. and lest we forget, OASIS! Ol’ Corbin has got to have a GREAT pair of running shoes to have survived as well as he has so far. Good read Bryce.

]]> By: Vanessa http://www.storyhack.com/2007/12/11/the-one-survival-skill/#comment-2078 Vanessa Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:18:05 +0000 http://www.storyhack.com/2007/12/11/the-one-survival-skill/#comment-2078 Um, Marathon Man? Um, Marathon Man?

]]> By: DarcKnyt http://www.storyhack.com/2007/12/11/the-one-survival-skill/#comment-2077 DarcKnyt Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:13:52 +0000 http://www.storyhack.com/2007/12/11/the-one-survival-skill/#comment-2077 Goodness, where ISN'T it in action? Name any vampire movie ever made ... how you gonna get away? Run, fo', run!! Alien/Aliens/Alien 3/Alien Resurrection - Run, bitch!! RUN!!! Dawn of the Dead - Oh yeah; you got it. You're feelin' me now. The Blob - I see a trend here ... War of the Worlds - How far is Boston, exactly? And how you gonna get there? That's right, stumpy Tom Cruise -- you're gonna run for it, man. When a Stranger Calls -- Gotta make it from the unbelievable 47,000 square-foot, three-story mansion to the tiny guest house without being caught by a serial killer? What do YOU think the best method for transport is? You know it, B-squared. (This one was set up nicely, though, and I don't usually think horror movies ARE, so that's saying something for them.) The Running Man - Dude. Do I even need to say it? I, Robot - Evil robots about to kick your well-padded gluteus maximus? Run, man. Run. Predator - 'Nuff said here, too. Any Mad Max Movie - Mel Gibson, hair flying behind him, racing through the Australian Outback in leather. I'm not gay, but ... hubba hubba. Phantasm - When the super-tall creepy mortician is hurling silver, shiny orbs of brain-matter-extracting death at your face, you know what YOU'RE gonna do? That's right. Say it with me. Godzilla - ANY of 'em. The Japanese ones, the much cooler (IMHO) '98 version in NYC, comin' to help or comin' to whip ass -- all the populace can do? Oh yeah. Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hills Have Eyes, any movie with a title starting "Halloween" or "Friday the ..." -- the list goes on and on. Nice observation, Bryce. Man, if I could run like the people in the movies ... I'd be able to see my belt buckle again. Have a good one, bud! Goodness, where ISN’T it in action? Name any vampire movie ever made … how you gonna get away? Run, fo’, run!!

Alien/Aliens/Alien 3/Alien Resurrection - Run, bitch!! RUN!!!

Dawn of the Dead - Oh yeah; you got it. You’re feelin’ me now.

The Blob - I see a trend here …

War of the Worlds - How far is Boston, exactly? And how you gonna get there? That’s right, stumpy Tom Cruise — you’re gonna run for it, man.

When a Stranger Calls — Gotta make it from the unbelievable 47,000 square-foot, three-story mansion to the tiny guest house without being caught by a serial killer? What do YOU think the best method for transport is? You know it, B-squared. (This one was set up nicely, though, and I don’t usually think horror movies ARE, so that’s saying something for them.)

The Running Man - Dude. Do I even need to say it?

I, Robot - Evil robots about to kick your well-padded gluteus maximus? Run, man. Run.

Predator - ‘Nuff said here, too.

Any Mad Max Movie - Mel Gibson, hair flying behind him, racing through the Australian Outback in leather. I’m not gay, but … hubba hubba.

Phantasm - When the super-tall creepy mortician is hurling silver, shiny orbs of brain-matter-extracting death at your face, you know what YOU’RE gonna do? That’s right. Say it with me.

Godzilla - ANY of ‘em. The Japanese ones, the much cooler (IMHO) ‘98 version in NYC, comin’ to help or comin’ to whip ass — all the populace can do? Oh yeah.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hills Have Eyes, any movie with a title starting “Halloween” or “Friday the …” — the list goes on and on.

Nice observation, Bryce. Man, if I could run like the people in the movies … I’d be able to see my belt buckle again.

Have a good one, bud!

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