A Conspiracy Of Spam

Something is definitely wrong.

Here’s a screenshot of part of my current spam email folder. Click on it to see it full size. See if you can tell what’s wrong.


Just in case you were wondering, I don’t speak Russian. I can’t remember ever visiting a Russian website, or posting on a Russian forum. I wish there was a way to explain to the senders that there’s even less chance of me buying their product, whatever it is, than there is of me buying from the crappy Rolex knockoff ads that come to me in English.

I think as a matter of vengeance, in my next book I’ll write in a Russian spammer that dies a horrible, disgusting, ignominious death.

Now, if the spam came in Portuguese, that’d be another story.

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