Happy anniversary Aurora! I love you with the passion of a thousand monkeys! If my love was a grain of sand when we got hitched, it is now a universe of beaches! You’re wonderful! You’re the tops! You are bright and clever and fun to be around! I dig your show! I am hip to your jive!
5 whole years!
And they said it wouldn’t last.
I love you! Happy anniversary to us!
Aw!! Happy anniversary, you guys! 
What show? Where can I watch? Or listen?
Happy anniversary again, from all of us!
The show merely refers to the comedy/drama/adventure show that is her life. Sorry. To watch or listen, you’d have to take a road trip to Salt Lake.
Happy Anniversary you two! Congratulations!
Here’s a toast to many, many more. 
Happiness and golden sun blossoms with a cherry on top. But no whipped cream, you’ve been married 5 years now, know what I’m saying.