Latest: On Eating Strawberries

[note: I wrote this years ago as an experiment. I've posted this once before, but it was long before any of you were visiting. Oh, and notice my progress editing Oasis. You may need to hit reload to update the little graph. Oh, yeah, and happy Halloween everybody.]

On Eating Strawberries
by Bryce Beattie

In order to have a truly enjoyable experience, clearly the selection of the strawberry is of paramount importance. Now, there are few un-rotted strawberries that could still be considered bad. However, there is a special certain class of strawberry that can define the goal experience. The ideal strawberry must be plucked fresh from the plant by the eater. It is firm. It is the perfect shade of [...]