The futute is scary. Let Dr. Bilk's Horrorscopic Misfortune Telling Machine tell you exactly how scary. He has combined cutting-edge predictive algorythms and advanced technology with some of the most ancient mysticism in the world to create scary accurate fortunes. And as it ends up, there are probably bleak times coming your way. Don't blame the machine or Dr. Bilk if/when the horrorscope you are given turns out to be true - the machine is merely the messenger.
Just give it a try by clicking the button below. If you dare.
The machine's gears are turning.