Update

Okay, I finally wrote THE END for The Journey of St. Laurent. The final chapter will go up on Friday. I’ve got a pile of short stories and other stuff that need to be written now. And of course I need to go back and make all the sweeping changes I’ve been thinking about. And then I’ll need to come up with some kind of easy effective genius marketing plan.

In other news I’m finally getting off my tush and putting those fantasy short stories that I wrote a while back on to the Kindle store. When they go live, I’ll start begging for some reviews.

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The Journey of St. Laurent, Chapter 63

Author’s note: Almost there! Only one more chapter to go. It’s about 85% done. Then it’s off to the edits. I’ll also be making some changes around here (other than the theme which I just switched.) I’m pretty excited to dive into some new writing projects. Thanks to all of you who have hung in there with me until I could grind this thing out.

For those of you who have never read any of the Journey Of St. Laurent before: You are now reading an online serial pulp novel. If you didn’t start at the beginning, this is almost the end, so you’ll want to do so. Here it is Chapter 1:  Down By The Bay. In fact, if you are new to the site, you probably want to start with the first novel, Oasis. If you want to know just as soon as I’ve posted something new, you can watch the RSS feed or follow me on Twitter.

63: Hole in the Wall

My blood froze. It made me want to cry. And scream. And punch someone in the face. And give up. And about a million other things.

The aliens I had faced along my journey were incredibly strong. That, coupled with my injuries and exhaustion, meant more than trouble. There was no way I’d be able to kick free from that grip.

No doubt I was about to be pulled back into the corridor with zombies and dying alien guards. I was going to be stomped on, clawed at and chewed up by a horde of infected monsters.

To add that little extra bit of ironic insult to injury, I considered the fact that I had created the zombies that would be killing me any second now.

Only it didn’t happen.

Rather than pull me back, the alien lifted my legs and shoved them through.

My weight careened forward, my head collided with London’s stomach, and she stumbled back.

My arms were too weak to turn my downward crash into a ninja somersault. Not that I could do one of those anyway. In fact, I’m pretty sure my arms didn’t do anything to slow me down at all. Luckily, I was able to use my face to break the fall.

I heard an “oomf” escape London’s lips as she struggled to get her wind back.

A dark spot with a green outline appeared in the hole.

Having cleared me out of the way, a frantic alien guard scrambled to get through the hole.

It extended an arm and said something in that harsh alien language. Anybody with half a brain would understood it as a call for help.

I hesitated at the dilemma. Do I help him, or do I just press on?

If I had faced the issue immediately after any of the many times the aliens had attempted to kill me, the answer would have been simple – let it die. No, the answer was more like let it suffer with fear, marinate in pain, and then die as slowly as possible.

Why should this even be an issue?

The alien plead and reached out and kept wiggling forward.

It’s was no use anyway, it’ll never get through.

In the end, though, I’m a nurse, and I was sick to my core of all the deaths I had caused over the past little while. I’m supposed to help others. I’m supposed to save lives.

Not to mention the fact that the begging creature had probably just saved my life.

I reached out and clasped its outstretched hand with both of mine. I tugged with whatever feeble strength was left in my arms. It wasn’t much, but it felt like the right thing to do.

London didn’t ask any questions. She just stepped in and hooked a hand under its other armpit.

Its body lurched forward about six inches. Another good tug and its weight should pop forward.

I closed my eyes and imagined myself to be much stronger. “On three. One, two-”

Its body tore itself from our grip and flew backwards.

A hint of light reflected off the alien’s giant, terrified eyes, and then it was gone.

Immediately at least three hands thrust into view, scraping at the dirt and long buried timbers.

Something inside me went numb. I turned away and reached out for London with my left hand.

After relatively little fumbling she took my hand in hers.

I extended my right and leaned some weight against the jagged mine shaft.

The pinpoint of light seemed awfully far away.

Behind us, infected hands clawed at the small opening.

London and I fled down the corridor with all the speed of a frightened inchworm.

We didn’t talk. It seemed like too much work, and we both needed whatever energy we could muster just to keep moving forward.

I couldn’t stop thinking about the alien who had tossed me through the hole. It didn’t even matter why the guard had helped me. I had failed to help it in return.

Why did it gnaw at me? I had come there intent on killing every last alien I could. Well, mission accomplished.

My mind drifted back to my hometown of Oasis. It seemed like at least a lifetime ago. Terrorists had infected the population with the same virus I used on the aliens. Oasis was remote, and for fear of the infection going nationwide, the government had quarantined it at gunpoint. Only a handful of people escaped alive. I doubted whether any of the aliens would be walking out of their mine-turned-base.

I noted as I stumbled along that the pinpoint of light had grown in size to that of a pencil eraser.

Some kind of noise echoed on behind us, but I couldn’t bring myself to worry about it. There was nothing I could do about it anyway.

I debated if I was any better than the terrorists that had released the virus back in Oasis. I couldn’t convince myself either way.

Every few steps, London gave my hand the tiniest of squeezes. Each squeeze game me the little bit of energy and resolve I needed to keep moving.

I wondered if I’d ever be able to go back to nursing. With everything I’ve done, would that make me a hypocrite?

Somehow this victory was feeling a lot more empty than I had imagined.

Eventually the eraser of light grew to a dime, then a plate, then it started to look like a malformed doorway.

My whole body felt like cooked spaghetti.

Scratch that.

My whole body felt like cooked then chewed up spaghetti.

I glanced over at London. Dried blood and dirt matted down the hair around her head gash.

She looked back at me and gave me a wink. Either that or her eye was swelling shut.

The closer we got, the more the air smelled like forest.

Some kind of machinery operated outside. Somebody barked orders in English.

A few feet before the end of the tunnel, London announced us again. “Don’t, shoot, we’re human.”

We stumbled out into the brightness of day.

I squinted at the glorious sunlight.

London let out a deep breath.

At least twenty black-clad military personnel surrounded us, guns at the ready. Fancy goggles rested up on the foreheads of their helmets.

Probably some kind of night vision. That means they’re about to go in. They were prepared for dark, but there was no way they were prepared for virus.

I dropped London’s hand. “Quarantine us.” My words sounded like dirty brake pads. I could only half lift my arm to point back at the mine. “Biological agent.”

A soldier stepped forward and reached out as the pittance of my remaining strength drained away and I collapsed.

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I can’t help myself. (random news)

New Theme.

Yes, I have changed the theme once again. I just can’t stop myself. Anyway, I made it so that StoryHack.com and BryceABeattie.com match fairly closely now. If you see any weirdness with it, please let me know.

In case you’re wondering, to build this theme I started started with lifehacker’s blank theme. Then I added in concepts from The Goldilocks approach.

Free Book Alert

Desiree Finkbeiner, who had a guest post a couple of days ago, just let me know that her publisher is offering her book on kindle for free today. If you’re interested go grab it and give it a read, then go ahead and give it a quick review.

St. Laurent is Almost Done

Friday’s chapter is done and ready to post. I’m working now on the final chapter. After that, I’ll let it sit a week or two and then hit the revisions.

Have I ever showed you guys the cover for it? It’s painted by the same guy who did the redone cover for Oasis.

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Reprint Alert

A reprint of my story “Pride of the Traveler” has just been published in a for-charity anthology titled “Live Life: The Daydreamers Journal.”

 

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10 Ways to Market Your Book

by Desiree Finkbeiner

Today’s guest post is by Desiree Finkbeiner. She’s recently had her action adventure fantasy Morning Star published by Hydra Publications.

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For an author, getting published is an accomplishment to be marked as one of life’s greatest milestones. But what most authors don’t seem to have a handle on, is how to market their work. Writing is the easy part, and getting published isn’t terribly hard either… given that the writer finds a publisher who recognizes marketable quality in their writing.

But let’s face it, most authors are going to be ignored by the huge publishing houses that can afford to assign a personal publicist for each author. Independent publishing and small presses are finding it harder and harder to earn their keep in the highly competitive market of literary entertainment. Writing and publishing is the easy part, but how do you compel people to buy your book?

I earned a degree in commercial art with a strong emphasis in business and marketing. But the market changes on a daily basis, and the virtual world is transforming the industry by leaps and bounds. What are some ways you can get your book into the hands of readers?

First and foremost, once you’re published, don’t expect your book to sell itself, and don’t expect your small press to do everything for you. They simply can’t. If you’re reading this article, you’re probably like me, eager to make your writing career a success, and willing to do your part to make sure you see more than a few digits on your bottom line.

Here are 10 marketing ideas that may help.

1.      If no one knows who you are, no one will buy your book. Get out there! The world has gone to social media so that’s where you need to be too. So get off your rump and start opening as many social media profiles as possible. Luckily, many of them have applications that link together so you spend less time updating and more time writing. Example: You can link your Facebook fan page to your Twitter account so it automatically reposts everything from your fan page to your Twitter account. There are also software applications available that link multiple social media accounts in much the same way, including rss feeds from your blog to auto post to other sites like Goodreads and Amazon Author Central etc. You’ve got to get your updates to your readers, wherever they are online. Since everyone favors different sites, it’s important to use as many as possible.

2.      Once you get your social networking accounts set up, what do you do with them and how can you make them effective marketing tools without coming off as ‘spammy’? It’s as simple as this: engage your followers. Try to avoid plugging your book in every post you publish. People will get bored with it and unfollow your page when it becomes redundant. Give them something interesting to “like”. Offer content that caters to their interests and you’ll keep them coming back to see what’s new.

3.      That being said, how to you get fans and followers? The first thing you can do is invite friends and family to ‘like’ or ‘follow’ your page. That will give you a start, but you’ll run out of new likes really fast if you’re not actively seeking to grow your network. First off, DON’T SPAM. It’s bad cyber karma, and people will block you if do it. Instead, as mentioned above, offer something to people that compels them to follow. Some examples: free giveaways for the first fan to send 10 new likes to your page…. And let’s not forget the golden rule! Do unto others as you’d have them do unto you. Follow other people’s pages. You’d be surprised how many people are willing to follow you back because you followed them first. Remember, just because they may not support you directly, doesn’t mean their likes don’t matter. On the internet, Viral exposure is important. The more feeds and lists your content appears on, the more new faces you will be exposed to through extended networks.

4.       Blogging. Keeping a blog is a great way to scratch the backs of others while growing your own exposure. Remember, if you seek to help others first, it always come back around to work in your favor too. By offering guest posts or guest features on your blog, you are not only keeping your blog interesting for your current followers, but you’re increasing potential traffic because whoever you feature might promote the feature, sending new readers to your blog. They might take the time to browse your site while they’re there, especially if you update your blog regularly with new content. A catchy banner ad for your book or product at the top of your blog is a great way to increase awareness without being pushy. Viewers who are visiting for your guest post, will also see whatever else you have posted in the blog. So make your banners attractive yet subtle enough to not seem like a shameless self-promotion campaign.

5.      Ad campaigns. I know, I know. Your budget sucks. Mine too. But some times ad campaigns are worth the investment, some are not. Most social networks have their own banner ad campaigns available where you can set your budget and ‘per click’ price. I’ve run ads on Facebook, Goodreads, Google Adwords, eBay and a few others. I saw the best results when I stuck to a strict target market. The more you can narrow your target market down, the more effective your advertising campaign will be. So if you’ve only got $25 to spend, you’ve got to make sure the right people are clicking your ads. By assuming that your Paranormal Fantasy novel would get the best exposure by selecting all age groups in all regions, you’re making an expensive mistake. Try limiting it to women readers, age appropriate demographics, within regions where English is the dominant language, and you’ll reduce the risk of some 12 yr old boy who likes action figures and puppies from clicking on your steamy romance and running up your bill.

6.      Book Trailers. Take it from the movie industry, movie trailers sell movie tickets! Book trailers sell books! Human beings are the most responsive when you can appeal to their senses. A good book trailer stimulates visual and audible response whereas reading and banner ads are only visual. More information and emotion can be conveyed in a 1 or 2 minute trailer than by reading a synopsis alone. It’s less work for the reader, and more compelling. If you don’t have a book trailer, you’re missing out on a vital marketing opportunity to increase book sales.

Note from Bryce: You can check out Desiree’s book trailers here and here.

7.      Blog tours. A blog tour is a virtual tour designed to do one thing: increase exposure. Each blog you visit has its own loyal followers that are potential customers. Again, by offering content to other blog that interest readers, you’re engaging readers. Most importantly, offer something that will benefit your blog host whether is be a helpful guest post on a topic that benefits their readers, or offering a giveaway in exchange for a feature on your new book. People love free stuff, and bloggers love interesting content, so why not help each other out?

8.      Book reviews. Never underestimate the power of reviews. They sell books to other readers who may be hard to impress, and nothing sells product better than customer testimonials. If you’re having trouble getting your readers to post reviews, offer them an incentive: free review copies of your book, for example, or sneak peak excerpt from the next installment in a series etc. You’ll need as many reviews as possible posted to Amazon, Goodreads and other sites catering to books. Also, reviews on blogs may compel new readers to buy your book as well.

9.       Pass-along cards. Business cards, flyers or post cards. Always have them on your person. You never know who you’re going to meet when you’re out and about. Those word-of-mouth one-on-one personal contacts are golden opportunities to grow your following. It could be as simple as striking up a conversation with the clerk at the grocery store. Build relationships with the people in your community. It’s always best first to let the people you meet talk about themselves first, be genuinely interested in what they have to say so they will feel that you’ve put value on their experiences, then tell them it was wonderful meeting them and give them a pass along card which promotes your book/social page/website with a polite smile. Chances are, they will take the time to visit your site and check out your content because you took the time to visit with them. I’ve sold books with this method, and they will in turn, tell their friends about you.

10.  Free Samples. You’ve seen them, the little sample tables at grocery stores that give away free food samples to get you hooked on their product. Free samples sell products, it’s proven, and it sells books too. Offer free review copies to readers and bloggers who will publish reviews online. Their incentive to read your book is because it was free, then they will tell their readers and friends about how much they liked your book, which will result in sales. You can also post free excerpt on blogs or forums to get people interested in the story. People are more likely to buy the book if they can sample it first. Free book giveaway promotions also work. Have you ever been to Amazon to download free ebooks from the free kindle page? Those downloads not only raise your Amazon ranks, they result in reviews and getting your book into circulation, which results in more sales. So don’t be afraid to give it away, especially if you have a series. Try giving book #2 away for free. People who download it will have to purchase book #1 to get up to speed on book #2. Or giveaway book #1 to get people hooked on the series. If they liked it, they will come back and buy the other installments.

 

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To learn more about Desiree & her work:

Author website: www.finkartstudio.com

Author facebook fanpage: www.facebook.com/finkartstudio

Author G+: https://plus.google.com/116389190274070035894

Author twitter: https://twitter.com/finkart

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Found a Podcast

I’m always on the lookout for new sources from which to build my writing skills. I recently came across a podcast run primarily by three authors. One is the guy who was hired to finish Robert Jordon’s Wheel of Time series (as well as plenty of his own novels), one is the author and artist behind long-running webcomic Schlock Mercenary, and the third is a horror writer with 5 novels in print.

They talk about all facets of writing, from genre-specific stuff to the business end of writing and marketing.

It’s called Writing Excuses. It’s only 15 minutes (or so) per episode, and I have found it amusing, interesting, and helpful. For an introduction, here’s a collection of podcasts they’ve done about world building in fiction. Just look down for the “Audio MP3” link at the bottom of the post, but before the comments.

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The Journey of St. Laurent, Chapter 62

Author’s note: For those of you who have never read any of the Journey Of St. Laurent before: You are now reading an online serial pulp novel. If you didn’t start at the beginning, you may want to do so.Chapter 1:  Down By The Bay. In fact, if you are new to the site, you probably want to start with the first novel, Oasis. If you want to know just as soon as I’ve posted something new, you can watch the RSS feed or follow me on Twitter.

62: Race Issues

“Ugh. Wha?” She reached up and rubbed her temple. “Where?’

“We have to make it to the… hole in the… uhh… wall. Now.”

Her brain must have been getting up to speed, because she didn’t move or speak for a while. Finally, she grunted and pushed herself up to a half sitting position. “What’s the rush?”

“Just look up there.”

She tilted her head. Her eyes narrowed and then widened at the realization of the whole situation.

“How did we?” She winced and appeared to be holding back another round of vomit. “Are those zomb… ugh… zom…”

“Zombies? Yeah.” A couple of deep and productive coughs burst out of my chest. “Go us.”

“Right. Go us.” She flopped over to her hands and knees. “Let’s go.”

I clawed at the metal-coated wall, hoping to find anything to grab hold of. No such luck. At least I could put some weight against it. That should help with the whole standing process, right?

As soon as I put one foot flat on the floor, my leg muscles screamed a message up my spine that they were angry and going on strike.

I closed my eyes and told them aloud that was unacceptable.

They made a very convincing argument by shaking like crazy.

I reached down with my left and attempted to steady at least one vibrating thigh.

It didn’t help much, but it was enough to get me up.

My legs didn’t stop their rebellion just because I was standing, though. They ached and burned and kept on wobbling.

By the time I was vertical, London was already moving. She weaved side to side but kept her gaze straight ahead. She looked an awful lot like a punch-drunk boxer just trying to survive until the final bell.

Still, she looked substantially better than I must have.

The air this far down the tunnel was cool, but residue and damage from the smoke still burned in my lungs.

I did my best to take a deep breath, coughed out some kind of dingy mess, then set myself completely to the task of putting one foot in front of the other. It was no small feat.

The race was on. Us vs the zombie aliens. I hoped that the guards could keep them back long enough.

I tried to tell myself we could make it, but we had to hurry. The aliens couldn’t have seen the hole yet, otherwise they’d be running to it right now rather than attempting to stand their ground. If they hit the hole first, we’d be trapped.

Maybe they’ll hold them back without looking around. I tried to reassure my self, but I knew it was a long shot.

The situation unfolding ahead had an odd natural rhythm. First, the zombies moved forward. Second, the guards fired on and killed the front line of zombies. Third, the new front row of zombies stepped on or tripped on the recently fallen zombies. Fourth, the alien guards took a step back. Fifth, go back to step one. Forward, fire, step, retreat. Rinse. Repeat.

An infected alien stumbled over a plasma-smoldering corpse.

Of course, they could do lots of tripping, but that still isn’t going to be enough, either.

The further London walked, the less she weaved and the faster she moved.

I struggled to catch up, but it was useless. I was doing good just to keep moving. She might get there in time anyway.

About the time London hit the halfway point, one of the lantern guards looked back over his shoulder.

He didn’t say a word. He just stood there and stared.

Which was, of course, a bad strategy. He found his voice only half a step before an armed guard backed into him.

Whatever he was trying to say shut off mid word as both armed guard and lantern carrier over compensated for the collision. Arms and legs twisted, lashed out, then sprawled to the ground. The glowing globe clattered away across the floor.

Almost immediately three zombies flung themselves on top of the pile.

The fallen aliens scrambled to escape and stand, but it was no use.

The zombies clawed and bit at them, mercilessly searching for any flesh to infect. Like giant green and black ants, more zombies piled on top, adding crushing weight. It’s what they were programmed to do.

My stomach churned to think that might be London’s and my fate soon. The shining hope I felt when I had spied the hole in the wall was fading fast.

The remaining uninfected guards freaked out. They called out and looked over at their fallen allies. Their shots became increasingly wild and they accelerated their retreat.

I gritted my teeth and attempted to sprint. I only achieved a limping trot.

One more of them glanced back at and London and me. This one shouted something immediately.

Several big-eyed heads spun around to get a better look. They looked back and forth then back and forth again.

London raised her hands. “We’re not zombies!”

I have no idea if they understood her words, but the meaning got across. After all, none of them turned a rifle our way to mow us down like they were doing with the zombies down the hall.

The hole was big enough around to fit a body, but not exactly big enough to make it easy. The bottom was about four feet off the ground.

London touched the wall next to our exit before any of them caught on as to what we were doing.

The guard on the far left pointed at her called out some kind of instruction.

I wasn’t far behind the redhead, but I couldn’t tell if there’d be enough time for both of us to scramble out before the guards and a wave of alien zombies crashed into us. They were only a few yards away now.

At least London is getting out. If I can help it. I steeled myself and took a step away from the wall, then dug out the gun from my pocket.

London put her head and torso into the hole.

I crossed the line where cement portion of the corridor ended then raised the gun. The light was awful and even using both hands I couldn’t hold it steady. Still, I did my best to aim it at the crowd of zombies rather than the guards.

The guards edged back even further.

I pulled the trigger.

Nothing.

My eyes went wide. Oh crap. I doubled over and used every available muscle to rake the slide.

London’s legs lifted into the air and she shimmied her way through the hole.

The crowd of zombies pressed forward.

I shuffled over to London’s feet and raised the gun again. Another few feet and I’ll be shoulder to shoulder with them.

The line of guards started to fold toward me and the hole in the wall.

I pulled the trigger again.

This time the pistol made a satisfying bark and nearly jerked out of my grip.

The back of a zombie’s neck exploded.

London’s feet disappeared into darkness.

I pulled the trigger again.

Another bang and another jerk, but this time the slide locked open.

I hadn’t held the gun firmly enough. The shell casing hadn’t ejected and instead had gotten stuck in the slide.

Piece of crap. I tossed the gun at the crowd and made my dive for the hole.

Dive is kind of a strong word for what I really did. It’s more like I limply flopped into it. I hoped I could get through fast enough, but I had my doubts.

The wall was a conglomerate of dirt, rock and timbers and was about a foot and a half or so thick.

The sharp edges tore at my shirtless flesh as I tried to army crawl in far enough to let gravity take over and pull me through.

Two hands hooked under my armpits and tugged. I don’t know how much physical help it was to have London pulling on me, but it sure boosted my spirits. For a moment I thought that I might indeed make it out alive.

Until I felt a steely arm wrap around my ankles.

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PI Quips and Mafia Hits with Robert E. Bailey

Today we have an interview with crime author Robert E. Bailey. You can learn more about him on his website.

Tell me three things about yourself that everybody should know and one thing that almost nobody knows.

Three things everybody should know:  That I was the security director at Great Lakes Sugar and Warehousing for five years in Detroit, and I was a private detective for twenty years after that.  After I got injured I wrote my first novel, Private Heat, which won the Josiah Bancroft award and was a finalist for a Shamus award.  Lastly, there are three Art Hardin mystery books (the other two are Dying Embers and Dead Bang) and one short story, The Small Matter of Ten Large, and they all just came out as ebooks for Nook and Kindle.

One thing that almost nobody knows:  I was in the Army and retired as a Major.

What types of things does a real world private investigator actually do?

A PI license is an excuse to perform a long list of “crimes”.  Some detectives do strictly background investigations.  I know one fellow who investigates air crashes only.  Another guy goes out and repossesses boats when the owners are in arrears, and also recovers stolen boats, most anywhere in the world.  These days, a lot of detectives work entirely on the internet locating people.  I know another man who did entirely video surveillances.  I did that, and other things.  Of course there are the insurance fraud investigations.  In some places you need a detective license to be a bounty hunter.  Sometimes we provide security for persons in business (and in some businesses they don’t want to tell you about).  For the ordinary detective, you may find yourself sitting for many hours on a surveillance, or going through someone’s trash.

I think I’m supposed to ask you about the mafia, or maybe Jimmy Hoffa, maybe a shoot out with a hit man?

My novels touch widely on organized crime.  In Private Heat and Dying Embers I portray a small number of professional criminals.  The short story, The Small Matter of Ten Large, is based entirely on criminal men whom I knew personally over many years.  There are some more stories that I am in a hurry to tell.  I’m just waiting for them to die–I’m not “dying” to tell those stories.  It is important to remember that you are not required to be a “Mob” member to be a thief.  In fact, many crooks work for organized crime but are not actually “Duskies”.  

Tens of years ago I told the FBI where to find Jimmy Hoffa.  They were absolutely certain they knew he was somewhere else; they’ve never turned up the body yet.  I’ve revealed where Hoffa has ended up in Dead Bang.

I had heard that he ended up in the New River, near Fort Lauderdale.  I talked to CSI people when I was in Fort Lauderdale once.  They said they had recovered at least two white barrels in the river.  I asked them, “Hey, I wonder if they could be Jimmy Hoffa?”  They laughed and said they didn’t think so.  I asked them who were the people they found and they said they didn’t know.  The first information that I got was that Jimmy Hoffa was shipped all the way to the Everglades, so he might not have been in the New River.  It would have been easier to dump him in the river, close to I-95, than to drive all the way out into the Everglades.  Just a guess on my part.

What’s your favorite handgun?

My favorite handgun was the Detonics Combat Master, which I carried for twenty-five years.  Currently, I’ve been carrying a Glock 21.

Reading over your site, it looks like things with your brain tumor have been going in a positive direction. Any recent news?

The most recent news is that the two “areas of concern” are smaller than they were on the MRI they shot in February.  They are also trying to get the swelling down that was caused by the radiation treatments, and that is down a lot but not gone.  I have another MRI coming up in May.  The stupid thing is they still don’t know whether these areas are new tumor or just what they call “radiation necrosis.”  I heard a joke once that “nuclear” medicine is really a misspelling of “unclear” medicine.

Do you plan out a book ahead of time, or just sit and write? What’s your writing process?

When I start I know where the story begins and I know where it ends.  In the middle it’s all up for grabs.  I usually write early in the day.  If things are not going well, it’s a short day.  If things are going well, I work until I can’t keep my eyes open.  When I wrote Private Heat, I was awake for thirty hours straight.  I went to sleep, woke up twelve hours later, and I had no idea where the story was going, but I did know where the next chapter went.  

Who is Art Hardin and what’s the latest novel about?

Art Hardin is a middle-aged detective who is married, and has three boys and a Frisbee-getter dog.  His first story was written in 1979 while I was sitting on a surveillance.  I love that story and would one day like to see it in print.  The newest thing that Art is in is the short story, The Small Matter of Ten Large.  Art has a Mob contract out on him, and a Mob guy decides to shoot him because he’s in trouble with his bookie and needs a quick ten large.

What’s up next for you?

I am currently working on a novel called Deja Noir, which is not about Art.  It’s set in Detroit, although I never say it’s Detroit.  Each character tells a chapter in his own voice–or hers.  The female character is named Misty Lake, and was one of the hardest voices to capture.  It’s a noir-style story set in the present day.  Two skinheads come up from the south with a hard drive full of account numbers from an internet fraud scam.  They are to meet with their Russian bosses, but they run afoul of a hardboiled Detroit PI.  They both end up dead, but the case has deep repercussions for all involved.

What is the best piece of writing advice, ever?

“Keep writing!”

Is there anything that I should have asked, but didn’t? 

I can’t think of anything.

Thanks, Robert!

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The Journey of St. Laurent, Chapter 61

Author’s note: Hey, thanks for checking back in after I haven’t posted fiction for, you know, like, ever. Only a couple of chapters left now. This one took way longer to write than it should have, but I just couldn’t stand to leave it unposted forever. Hopefully I can leverage my recent excitement for writing back into a regular habit.

For those of you who have never read any of the Journey Of St. Laurent before: You are now reading an online serial pulp novel. If you didn’t start at the beginning, you may want to do so. Chapter 1:  Down By The Bay. In fact, if you are new to the site, you probably want to start with the first novel, Oasis. If you want to know just as soon as I’ve posted something new, you can watch the RSS feed or follow me on Twitter.

61: Between a Fire and an Infected Place

And then it occurred to me that I might not actually be dying yet. More accurately, I realized what I saw ahead was indeed a light, but not “the light.”

Well, that’s almost disappointing.

The zipping sounds of plasma rifles joined the alien screams.

If they’re shooting, who are they fighting?

I could only come up with two possibilities.

The first was that the military or maybe a remnant of Jex’s camp was storming the castle. That seemed unlikely as there was no easily recognizable gunfire. Considering all the aliens had done, any assault would definitely be an all guns blazing affair.

That meant the moment that I had both feared and hoped for was upon me. Virus-infected alien zombies must be in a pack and on the move. That had to be it.

I wonder how many of them there are?

I squinted my heavy eyes at the light. I thought I could make out a silhouette or two and then a blur of movement, but that was it.

It wouldn’t be too long before I could see more than I wanted, though. The light and the fight were creeping closer to us all the time.

Us.

I needed to check on London and make sure there was still an us to keep fighting for. If I lost her, I’d probably just give up and wait for exhaustion or alien zombies to finish me off.

The cement dug into my already raw palms as I pushed to my hands and knees. Somehow this cement felt extra hard.

I reached out and touched her arm. I followed it up and placed a couple of fingers on her neck.

Before I even had time to find a pulse, London groaned and turned onto her side facing me.

“London, are you okay?”

I still couldn’t really see her. She was just a gray blob a couple of feet away.

She made a bizarre gurgling sound.

I leaned a little bit closer to hear what she might be trying to say.

That ended up being a mistake.

The gurgling was broken by a sharp intake of breath, and then chased away altogether by the wet soundscape of London puking.

The vomit shot onto the hard floor, splashed up into my face, all over my hands, and pretty much everywhere else.

To some degree I’ve gotten accustomed to being puked on while on shift in the ER. Still, I never do get used to the smell.

The stench of gastric acid burned past the lingering smell of smoke. It felt like someone was inside my nostrils forcing them wider.

I lifted a hand to wipe it on my shirt, only to remember that I wasn’t wearing one anymore. It seemed like days had passed since it had been torn to make a bandage only to be ripped off the painful wound in my side.

I wondered for a moment how that wound was doing, but there wasn’t light to see and there was no way to clean off my hands enough to touch it. It didn’t matter anyway. The aliens or the alien zombies or plain old exhaustion would get me long before infection or bleeding could.

The light kept getting brighter and the noise louder.

I could finally see several aliens distinctly. The two closest to me carried lanterns. Beyond them was a line, maybe five or six across, of alien guards. They all had long skinny rifles and they were all shooting just as fast as they could.

Beyond the shooters was a tangled mass of alien heads, arms and legs. All grasping out, stumbling blindly along with the slow boiling fever of the zombie virus. There was no way of seeing exactly how many.

I don’t know. Might be hundreds back there.

Every third or forth shot one of the zombies went down, but every time one of them hit the ground, two more pushed their way into place.

How or why the zombies manage to get into such a large group I’ll never know. The creation and genetic programming of that virus was the domain of some seriously brilliant but sick doctors. It didn’t really matter anyhow. My plan had worked. The alien base was coming apart at the seams. None would be spared.

The victory didn’t hold much satisfaction for me, though. After all, it was about to claim London’s and my life.

I wasn’t about to just sit there and wait for it to happen. “But maybe lying there is the answer.” I toyed with the idea of rolling myself and London against the wall and playing dead.

No, that’s not going to work.

I wasn’t sure I could physically move her, And even if the guards or aliens didn’t directly engage us, we’d still be trampled when that mob passed by. There were just too many of them jammed together.

The only option left would be to make our way back down the tunnel into the smoke filled warehouse room.

That idea seemed worse. Even if I had the strength I wouldn’t be going back into that mess.

I remembered the pistol in my pocket. Of course, I could fight along side the guards, see if I could open a path to get by the zombies.

My head shook involuntarily. That’s not going to work either.

The bobbing lanterns shone closer.

I took a good look at the corridor. That’s when I saw it.

About halfway between us and them, the finished cement and metallic coated walls ended, leaving the original bare mine shaft.

Not ten feet beyond that was an extra dark spot on the wall. Underneath the dark spot sat a pile of rubble. Not just rocks, either. A few pieces of timer poked out of the mess.

I blinked my eyes hard and looked again to be sure.

My heart jumped. Yep, no doubt about it.

It was a hole in the wall. A long boarded over and covered up connecting shaft.

Had the dead scouts I had seen before been the ones to kick it in? Was it the way they had come in? More importantly, was it our way out?

Whatever else, it meant hope.

I reached over, grabbed London’s shoulder and gave her a shake.

“London. London. London!” I shook with the last bit if excitement I could muster.

In the dim light I could finally make out her shadowy features.

Her eyes drifted open and she coughed.

“Why…” Her hand reached up and slowly rubbed the side of her face. “Why does it smell like barf?”

I could have jumped for joy. If I didn’t feel so exhausted and broken and ready to die, that is.

“Come on, London. We’ve got to move, now.”


Keep Reading! Chapter 62 is here.

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Thank you, Kim Harrison

I’ve had a problem recently. I’m getting close to the end of The Journey of St. Laurent, but I keep getting stuck. I write, rewrite, revise, rewrite, stare at the computer screen, and generally can’t seem to make it happen. And it’s not like I’m writing literary fiction or anything, so what’s the deal. Action adventure pulp is supposed to be easy to write, right? What’s the deal?

So last weekend I decided to give up. Not in the book itself, but I had to stop that staring at the screen waiting for words to type themselves. If only for a while.

I ended up fiddling around on my local library’s website. After all, I’ve never checked out an ebook before. As it ends up, they do have electronic versions of a couple of series that I’ve started reading in years past. Unfortunately, there’s a waiting list for all of the books I want to read. Sigh.

The next stop was the Kindle store on Amazon. I ended up getting the bargain priced first installment to Kim Harrison’s "The Hollows" series. It’s one of the zillion urban fantasy series that now make up approximately half of every retail bookshelf in America. It’s called "Dead Witch Walking," and and it’s perfectly fine entertainment. Especially for a buck. I’m not going to review the book here, but I will tell you what it did for me.

It reminded me what I needed to be doing. And what I need to be doing is reading more fiction. When I read, I get all sorts of creative juices flowing. It helps me get unstuck.

Anyway, I’m back on the writing wagon and this Friday I should have a new chapter up.

So thank you, Kim Harrison. Thanks for getting me to write again.

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